Party Favors

Posted: September 3, 2010 in Enterntainment, News/Current Events
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Hello 50th percentile enthusiasts,

This story from Reuters comes out of Germany, where apparently young people’s education begins with a crash course in anatomy. I don’t know about you, but I was never given a party favor for going to school, let alone something of immense entertainment value. Of course, it could be attributed to cultural difference, but I think German parents were none too pleased to see their children come home with goody bags full of pornography, courtesy of their local German Communist Party community outreach efforts. That should keep those little pipsqeaks busy for a while…

Way to go German Communist Party because nothing says “Vote for us” like giving a the future electorate an early lesson in public relations. Who knows? Maybe this early exposure will lead these little ones to develop into the well-rounded leaders of tomorrow the world so desperately needs.

-The Dead Peasant


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